i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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