I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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