Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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