Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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