he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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