i permit you to call me
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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