i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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