am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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