We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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