The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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