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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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