I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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