Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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