He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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