love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it hurts more in the daytime
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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