you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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