Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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