She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize