just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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