These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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