You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."