THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You're like the curious george of whores
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I know her cup size but not her name....
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