So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
dude. I can hear the air.
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