Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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