There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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