i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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