We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't trust your balls anymore.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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