"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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