good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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