We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Randomize
