no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
