i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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