If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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