Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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