why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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