With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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