Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Randomize
