im drinking this country out of the recession.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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