Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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