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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring

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(847): View more from Illinois

I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side

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(805): View more from California

Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere

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(760): View more from California

Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?

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