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(718): View more from New York

You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember. Are we still dating?

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(951): View more from California

so let's talk penis.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.

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(818): View more from California

i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...

(805): View more from California

i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"

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(810): View more from Michigan

I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.

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(734): View more from Michigan

The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.

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