2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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