I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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