She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once