Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.