oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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