Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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