Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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