I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
tell me about the eggs
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