I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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