He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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