ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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