five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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