Dignity is for republicans.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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