I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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