you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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