im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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