how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
